Re: 4th wall? what's that?

Lee Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:59 pm

Did you like how I even had the cliche let's split up? That was on purpose lol.

Loyal Subject Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:12 pm

Yeah, I saw that right away. XD

You never split up in a horror movie. NEVER! God, these people are going to get us all killed.

Maybe you should promote yourself as team leader. Oh, wait, you can't because the book doesn't exist in your world and that type of satire can't possibly exist yet. So sorry.

Lee Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:13 pm

Besides you're far to short to be a leader.

Loyal Subject Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:26 pm

I'm not too short to be the leader!

But Ai, look at it this way. You look so much like a kid that they can't kill you off because no one kills off kids in horror stories. If you actually looked your age, you'd probably be killed off first especially because of your infatuation with Ryuzaki.

T_T

Lee Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:28 pm

What does Ryuzaki have anything to do with this? Does the date crazy girl go first?

Like the great wisdom from BeastBoy, I always thought it was, "What did I tell ya? The funny guy always goes first!"

Loyal Subject Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:43 pm

actually, the funny guy usually goes second or third because they want him there as long as possible for comic relief. it's always the girl who's boy crazy that goes first. especially if she's a ....gardening tool because then the audience usually doesnt feel sorry for her.

i am not a gardening tool!

i didnt say you were O_o

Lee Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:49 pm

What's a gardening tool?

Loyal Subject Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:52 pm

A hoe is a gardening tool.

Lee Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:02 pm

Oh I see. What does Santa say when he's gardening?

Ho ho ho

...Yeah.

Loyal Subject Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:16 pm

lol XD.

Lee Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:48 pm

So what would you label Ai as for the horror movies, if you had to.

Loyal Subject Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:10 pm

i dont know because she (like many) is smarter than the average character in a horror movie.

Lee Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:33 pm

I would be the funny guy

*Shadowed men emerge around him. O_o*

What did I tell you! The funny guy always goes first!

Loyal Subject Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:43 pm

Lee, you're smarter than the funny guy. Honestly, I think all the characters could survive a hollywood horror movie if they had to.

Lee Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:48 pm

All you would have to do is let the bad guy come to you, not the other way around.

Loyal Subject Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:41 pm

^ you totally lost me on that one.

Lee Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:37 pm

Most times the main characters are wandering around aimlessly to find the culprit or whatever. If they would just stay put the enemy would have to come to them instead.

Loyal Subject Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:03 pm

oh, i see. the movies ive seen the characters are trying to escape but they go about it in a stupid manor or they start to try and escape when it's too late.

Lee Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:25 am

Well they all pretty much share the same plots one way or the other.

Loyal Subject Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:23 pm

that they do.

Lee Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:07 pm

Well now we have two chapters (when I get this far in the edits lol) to read for Halloween.

Loyal Subject Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:19 pm

yes.

Lee Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:28 pm

Next Chapter is up, The Dark Aardvark!

Loyal Subject Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:07 pm

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Lee Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:30 pm

I'm going to title a chapter "Dark Aardvark" just for you.

Also stay tuned for the next chapter, it might be around during the weekend!...Who knows. Depends on how much free time I actually have around that time.

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