4th wall? what's that?

an old waterbender. he comes at night when the moon is full, in their world it always lands on christmas eve. He also hands out presents to good children. if that doesn't work, he uses blood bending to make the parents go out and buy the gifts.

Safe to say that he hasn't gone to the fire nation it 100 years.

oh, right, north pole. it's master Paku.
That's right, Katara learned waterbending from santa =P

yeah... that wasn't pulled out of your ass at all...

Uncle Iroh is Santa duh.

He wears red, is old, and goes to the North Pole =D. And Im sure he'd be more than willing to give kids gifts =D.

I think he would spread the love of tea instead...

That's for sure! Boy this kid really knows me!

Merry Christmas!

You don't have any presents for them do you?

That's what you think! I pulled several all nighters to make these!

*Hands Ai a hand carved turtle doves and Roister a hand carved badger mole.*

Merry Christmas!

Presents!!!!!!!! *takes bag and starts throwing toy hamsters into the air.*

What's with all the hamsters?

Didn't you hear? they're the must have presents this year =D.

Why not just get a real hamster......they're probably cheaper actually....

Um Ai...I don't think you should make the toys anymore.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Jmv4oU5K4LM/Sj8WjNKpLDI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/f_Xd1HuW6cw/s400/ugly-hamsters.jpg

So Roister...what did you get us?

Yes we already have a stuffed animal hamster...what's next!?

I got you all a good one, i it really pains me to give it out. it's a pass that when you give it back, i can't be sarcastic or a smart ass for a week outside the RP.

In other words, he was too lazy to give you all a real present, so he did this as a cop-out.

At least i gave them something, unlike--

*Gives out a small virtual cake to everyone*
you were saying?

When this is all over, you are seriously going to an A.A. meeting. I refuse to have my daughter affiliated with someone like this.

Says the chain smoker.

Excuse me missy but does smoking potentially lead to physical abuse? Who the hell knows what this guy will do to Ai!

I think you're over-reacting. And theoretically, you did more damage to Ai by having her second hand smoke for five years.

RYUZAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, Ryuzaki can't be L. L's mine. And I WILL fight anyone who says otherwise. L's our modern Sherlock Holmes minus the serious cocaine addiction, smoking, and drinking problems =D.

Wow. Who knew Holmes possessed all those qualities. You think you know a guy.....Then again, you wouldn't think LS would become seriously addicted to a Final Fantasy game since she possesses no talent whatsoever at beating them.

*is playing FFVII Crisis Core.* Hey! This is not an addiction. I can stop anytime I want. As soon as I finish these missions!

Yeah, you said that 5 missions ago.

I don't know what it is with this game. I hated, HATED the Kingdom Hearts 358/2 mission system. Loathed them with a passion. But these missions.....they're so....I don't know. It's because one leads to another and I want to finish them all! I don't even care about the storyline of the game. I just want to finish all the missions....

I'm not listening to you anymore. Just so you know.

Phantasy Star Zero is fun!

So is Zelda Spirit Tracks!

Loyal Subject wrote:Hey, Ryuzaki can't be L. L's mine. And I WILL fight anyone who says otherwise. L's our modern Sherlock Holmes minus the serious cocaine addiction, smoking, and drinking problems =D.

Hmmm... so what if we get Ryuzaki to become a cocaine addict and a smoker?

On it! i'll get the cocaine-- not that i know where to get cocaine...

...Just to be safe, you're getting drug tested before you can go back into the RP...

But that wouldn't make Ryuzaki Sherlock Holmes. Ryuzaki is not a detective.

But he has the potential to be one since he can magically disguise himself as a 16 year old when he's really 25.

Yeah I dont even know if Holmes could do that =O.

Why did you even have to ask if Ryuzaki was an arrogant ass? Of course he is =p.

Why is there so much hating on Ryuzaki-kun *tear*

I never said being an arrogant ass made me hate a person. I like Sherlock Holmes, I like House, I like L, and they're all arrogant jerks.

You guys suck!

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I'm sorry! I didn't mean that! You're all wonderful!

...I hate you!

Um Lee what are you doing?

I'm trying to be a jerk so people like me...It's really hard.

you're being the wrong kind of jerk Lee.

you have to act like you're better than everyone else because you're smarter than most people.

which shouldnt be too hard for Lee the admin because he has to deal with people who dont know the Union soldiers wore blue @_@

Drunk Ryuzaki doesnt pull it off.

Agreed.

Isnt it obvious Ryuzaki merely becomes intoxicated as a coping mechanism to shield himself from the horrors he's faced through his personal life and his life as a general? Notice how he was only completely wasted after the Wilderness saga. Anyone with eyes should be able to deduce such. <=That's how you become an arrogant jerk.

So you're an arrogant jerk?

It makes perfect sense...she never told you about how Ryuzaki wanted to kill Rosso.

What?

Nothing!

I'm totally an arrogant jerk at times. Especially when someone else is being an arrogant jerk towards me. Then I give it right back to them =D.

Yes, yes! This is all working out perfectly. Now everyone will blame LS for hiding information instead of me!

What was that?

Nothing....lovely weather we're having =D.

It's friggin 7 degrees where are you living?

Umm....under a rock?

At least you might have heat...my unit doesn't work lol

^air is sneaking in through every corner of the house because our house is old and has little to no insulation. luckily, my room is warm because its small and i have a nice, warm Gir blanket =D.