3 Word Story

Ok the idea of this game is to create a collaborated story, by only using 3 words in each post. You must pick up where the previous poster finished. Here's an example.

Poster 1: The man ran---
Poster 2: Right into a---
And then it goes on until the sentence is finished. Once the sentence is finished, a new one is created by the poster. So you can finish the sentence and begin a new one like this.
Poster 3: pole. The bird---

Ok so I'll begin.

There once was

I can't belive i didn't notice this sooner...

There once was an unlucky merchant

who peddled his

There once was an unlucky merchant who peddled his cart filled with

There once was an unlucky merchant who peddled his cart filled with tasty delightful green----

There once was an unlucky merchant who peddled his cart filled with tasty delightful green cabbages. but then


lol, what else did you expect me to put down?

There once was an unlucky merchant who peddled his cart filled with tasty delightful green cabbages. but then along came a----

There once was an unlucky merchant who peddled his cart filled with tasty delightful green cabbages. but then along came a big platypus-bear

There once was an unlucky merchant who peddled his cart filled with tasty delightful green cabbages, but then along came a big platypus-bear who attacked the

There once was an unlucky merchant who peddled his cart filled with tasty delightful green cabbages, but then along came a big platypus-bear who attacked the cart of cabbages.

Done.

Only the master

1) There once was an unlucky merchant who peddled his cart filled with tasty delightful green cabbages, but then along came a big platypus-bear who attacked the cart of cabbages.

2) Only the master earthbender from the

Only the master earthbender from the crazy world of

1) There once was an unlucky merchant who peddled his cart filled with tasty delightful green cabbages, but then along came a big platypus-bear who attacked the cart of cabbages.

2) Only the master earthbender from the crazy world of Glienor* was killed


*i'm willing to bet no one knows what's that's from.

Nope never even heard of it. I did a Google search a long time ago and then completely forgot about this thread. Also Google search didn't help.

Only the master earthbender from the crazy world of Glienor* was killed by a ugly

Only the master earthbender from the crazy world of Glienor* was killed by a ugly platypus bear.

There

Only the master earthbender from the crazy world of Glienor* was killed by a ugly locked dead post...