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Post  Loyal Subject on Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:12 pm

I randomly had a funny injury today and I thought I'd share it.

So, I was in the backyard when I realized I had left the sprinklers for the garden on WAY too long. I ran through the house like my life depended on it (I also had to be somewhere so I felt rushed) and got to the front of the house.

You have two ways of getting to the nozzle to turn off the sprinkler as soon as you walk out the front door. You can either go down the stairs and go around a few bush like trees or you can crawl down the ledge of the stairs and get right to the nozzle. I usually climb down. But since I was in a hurry, I jumped off the ledge and landed in one of the bush/tree things XD.
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Post  Lee on Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:20 pm

Normally when I think of injuries I think of very painful things. I guess one thing that hurt, but not enough to cause too much damage to me was years ago. Probably 4 or 3 years I guess. Anyway I was trying to disassemble a pipe. I grabbed a hold of a piece, but didn't realize it was a ball valve lever. Anyway hot water shot me in the face, I immediately pulled back and it continued to shoot straight up to the ceiling. It had a pretty strong blast to it.
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Post  Loyal Subject on Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:27 pm

^ that sounds painful. ._.
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Post  Lee on Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:36 am

Not really, but the ceiling rained for a bit.
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Post  Loyal Subject on Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:23 am

well, so long as it wasn't painful and that's pretty the ceiling was raining =p
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Post  Lee on Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:07 pm

It was hot, but it was more like a shock. I quickly shut it off and thought what a dumbass.
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Post  Loyal Subject on Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:31 pm

^ lol

i cant think of any other funny injuries ive had other than the wasps chasing me from their nest in the backyard.

oh wait, i got one. i didnt really get severely injured but there were a couple of blue jay fledglings in the backyard. normally, the birds know that there are dogs in the backyard so they just direct the fledglings around the house away from the dogs. but these parents thought it would be a good idea to stay in the backyard. so after giving the birds almost an entire day to move the fledglings, i let the dogs out.

then, chaos ensued and it was like a real life version of the Birds. The parents started swooping down and attacking me and the dogs. Even after i got the dogs to leave the baby birds alone, they were still attacking us until we ran in the house XD.
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Post  Lee on Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:00 pm

Kill them, show no mercy! Show them who the alpha male is!

One time when I was using my boomerang (yes I bought a boomerang, 5 to be exact, they were wood and came in a bundle.) it returned! I've never had it return before. I just couldn't master it, and still can't. It's just luck that it returned this one time...or was it?

Getting it airborne is one challenge, can't throw to hard or light, needs to be just right. Then comes having it return or make the curve. I can get it to return, but way off course. This time I got it. I did it a few times, but it's even riskier to catch those suckers when they're speeding by.

Anyway it was the closest it returned to me, but right into the biggest bee hive I've see. It was the size of a freaking beach ball. Everything kinda went slow-mo for me when I saw it stab into the hive. I told myself run asshole and I did. I turned back after getting far away to see the entire tree shrub was warped into a black cloud.

You know that Lost bad guy? Looked just like his black smoke thing. I got stung a few times, but that's because my dumbass had to go retrieve the boomerang. This was years and years ago. After the bees cooled down and went into their hive, I tiptoed back.

I felt like Indiana Jones trying to get my boomerang back. Once I swiped it, I hauled ass...
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Post  Loyal Subject on Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:03 pm

Lol the Smoke Monster was out to get you XD. At least you got away somewhat safely and didnt get eaten =p

I have a boomerang too but my area is too congested to actually throw it somewhere =/
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Post  Lee on Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:29 pm

lol I almost hit a motorcyclist from afar. Good thing I didn't.
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Post  Loyal Subject on Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:49 pm

^ lol. yeah, good thing you didn't.

but if there was absolute certainty he wouldn't have gotten seriously injured, that would have been funny =P
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Post  Lee on Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:55 pm

Not really cause he might've seriously beaten me up. You never know how uncontrollable someone is.
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Post  Loyal Subject on Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:10 pm

like in Anchorman where the motor cycle guy takes Ron's dog and throws him off the bridge?

that entire scene came to mind when you first mentioned it.

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Post  Lee on Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:52 am

I've never seen the full movie, so I don't know of that part.
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Post  Loyal Subject on Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:21 am

basically, Ron throws a burrito out his window and it hits a guy riding a motorcycle. He pulls over and the guy is freaking out because his bike is broken. Then the biker asks if Ron's ever loved anything and Ron says he loves his job, his girlfriend, and his dog. So the motorcycle guy kicks the dog off the bridge.
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Post  Lee on Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:48 am

Is that the part where he thenn cries in some phone-booth? I remember you talking about that.
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Post  Loyal Subject on Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:49 am

yeah, the glass case of emotion happens right after that XD lol
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Post  Lee on Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:06 pm

I've never seen the entire movie, just bits here and there.

Eat the cat poop...that's the only bit I remember.
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Post  Loyal Subject on Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:32 pm

and i have no idea where that part comes from lol.
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Post  Lee on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:00 pm

Some restaurant owner serves it to him...right?
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Post  Loyal Subject on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:36 pm

i dont know lol. i dont remember that part.
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Post  Lee on Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:11 am

Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong movie. I know that he or someone went to some restaurant and the owner delivered his dish for him.

He asked for a steak and kept complaining for one and the owner said something along the lines of eating the cat turds on the plate. Will Ferrel then asked if he ate some if he could get some steak. Or at least I thought he was the actor for whatever this movie was.

I just remember catching this part of some movie, when my cousin was watching it years ago.
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Post  Loyal Subject on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:39 am

i havent seen the movie in a really long time so its very possible its there. plus, there is a restaurant scene. i just dont remember it much.
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